Many won't get every reference as this was 4.2 and we are in 5.4.X, but it made me laugh.
O Chat: Guys, so what
are we doing tonight?
O Chat: 9 people
signed up and 2 are tent.
O Chat: Its 8:55,
where is Taki?
O Chat: Running late
as usual, he is such a hypocrite.
Mocking Taki, “guys, we need to be on time, but don’t start without me I
need EP bonus”
O Chat (Chris):
Where’s Waldo???
O Chat: groan…..
Ishin: Its 8:57, what
are we doing tonight? I didn’t quit Unob
for this shit…
Random Officer: Ish,
when Taki is on we will form group and get going. Patience is a virtue.
Ishin: Your mother is
a virtue!
Taki logs on at 9:02
Porkofdoom: Sorry I
am late guys, RL shit in my mouth today
O Chat (Taki): Did
you guys start a group yet?
O Chat: Um, no, we were waiting on the GM/MT , you know??
Officer: Group
forming, please get off alts and stop fishing or running old ghey raids for
transmorgifuckation.
Raid forms and is ready to proceed into FL (aka MC)
Mav: There is a lot
of trash in here, imma afk for it.
Taki: Take tampon out
and heal.
Mav: Pop a cd once in
awhile and I wouldn’t whine about it.
Chris: Want some
cheese with that wine?
Guild: groan…………
O Chat (Taki): Think
the kids are happy in our guild. They
are awfully quiet.
O Chat: Wouldn’t you
be? Between the homoerotic epitaphs, on
the cusp racial slurs, degradation of each other’s RL characteristics I am
surprised they haven’t joined Enders.
Mav: My app in Enders
is in final review….
O Chat (Chris): I
guess we really are “Broken”
O Chat goes silent as Mav pulls a Waldo and cuts himself
Officer whisper to another officer: Did he just say that?
Trash cleared, raid staring at Bethliac.
Dulcet: Taki, can you
countdown the pull so I can prepot.
O Chat: Wow, nice,
Dulcet pre-pots, that is good.
O Chat: Did Waldo
ever pre-pot?
O Chat (Chris): Not
unless he smoked prior to raid…
O Chat: omg…
Taki: (in response to
Dulcet) Um, yeah, sure np
Taki 10 seconds later
Taki: 5------4---321-
GO!!!
Duclet: FFS!
Raid wipes.
Vape: What happened
there?
Fray: Um, I fell from web while healing Taki.
Vape: Why?
Fray: DSL and laptop.
Vape: Ok, guys, I
think we need to redo the strat this is obviously not working. I am aussie and Aussie>Americans.
O Chat: Can we mute
him from vent?
Mav: Redo her the
same way, it worked last week.
Vape: I’ll go and
respec, that may give me 50 more HPS to get us over the hump here.
Biz logs on from hotel….
Guild: BIZ!!!
Biz DC’s….
Guild: Fail…
Guild: Napalm, is Insom
upset that Broken leapfrogged them?
Nambla: They are pulling a Waldo as we speak, all self
mutilating until H Bale is down and 6/7 H happens…
O Chat (Taki): I want
to be better than SOU
O Chat: You are
insane, try getting here 5 minutes prior to raid and we’ll talk…
Raider 1: Dulcette,
can you drop cookies?
Raider 2: It’s
pronounced DULCET! As in DULL-SET!
Raider 1: Ok ok, dulCHETTE, can I get…
Raider 2: /facepalm
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