Intro
An off the beaten path blog post, but here goes as I feel
this is information than can longer be contained by the few and must be shared
with our fellow brothers. It has come up
many times in raid vent that men, as they enter their more mature years (30+),
begin to have this phenomenon happen called “dripping” or “leaking”. This blog post will outline the problem and a
potential solution to this dilemma plaguing all these mature men.
Dripping?? WTF??
What is dripping/leaking you ask? It is the aftermath of what happens once a
man finishes with #1 and shakes 10, 15, even up to 20 times, and then stuffs
his appendage back into his pants or through his zipper, then the appendage, as
if it has a mind of its own, proceeds to let our more liquid out in the underwear
or pants if underwear was not worn or already discarded due to a prior accident.
;). Sometimes a few drops slip out,
sometimes a stream big enough to fill 1/8 cup, sometimes you feel like you were
just peed on by a raised leg dog. It is
an affliction, dare I say, a disease, but there is hope. It has
to be a horrible feeling knowing you made it to the bathroom yet SOMEHOW just
pissed yourself.
Solution
I do not know where I heard about this or why it even works,
but I swear it does. It does involve a little
more touching though, so those not comfortable with themselves may want to stop
reading or continue to pee themselves.
Once you finish #1 and shake 10-20 times, place your respective index fingers
under your testes where the testes meet the shaft and push upward. A squirt of liquid will come out, the size
and breath of the stream will vary and could be directly correlated to how hard
you tug upward (more testing is necessary and clinical trials haven’t commenced
yet). Repeat this thrust 5 times until
no more liquid emerges and VOILA, no more yellow stain! This may confuse those that use the yellow
stain as a marker for ‘FRONT’ on their underwear, but it’ll keep you fresh and
dry. Now YOU know and knowing is half the
battle! GI Joe! The Real American Hero!
